Saltwater Ranch

$15.00

Saltwater Ranch - Ranch Seasoning Powder

There are two kind of people in this world: People who like ranch...and people who are lying.

Saltwater Ranch is what happens when America's greatest bad habit wanders down to the coast. Creamy buttermilk, bold garlic, savory onion, bright herbs, cracked pepper, and a splash of citrus come together to create a seasoning that belongs on just about everything.

Shake it on fries. Dump it on wings. Coat your burgers. Rescue boring chicken. Confuse your dinner guests. Mix it with sour cream or mayonnaise for a homemade ranch that'll have people hovering around a bowl like seagulls around a shrimp boat.

Will it improve your salad? Sure. But let's not pretend that's why you bought it.

Ranch Lovers, Welcome home.

Saltwater Ranch - Ranch Seasoning Powder

There are two kind of people in this world: People who like ranch...and people who are lying.

Saltwater Ranch is what happens when America's greatest bad habit wanders down to the coast. Creamy buttermilk, bold garlic, savory onion, bright herbs, cracked pepper, and a splash of citrus come together to create a seasoning that belongs on just about everything.

Shake it on fries. Dump it on wings. Coat your burgers. Rescue boring chicken. Confuse your dinner guests. Mix it with sour cream or mayonnaise for a homemade ranch that'll have people hovering around a bowl like seagulls around a shrimp boat.

Will it improve your salad? Sure. But let's not pretend that's why you bought it.

Ranch Lovers, Welcome home.